31 Car-Related Dad Jokes For Father’s Day
There is nothing dad’s love more than a good car joke (except you and your siblings, of course). Spice up your Father’s Day card with one of these car-related dad jokes and show why you have always been his favorite.
How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
- I can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Who is Kia’s main competitor?
- Nokia.
Did you know that Teslas come with a unique “new car” smell?
- They call it “Elon Musk.”
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
- Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
My friend Marty owned a DeLorean.
- He drove it from time to time.
What’s the best pickup line?
- Probably Ford’s.
Your uncle lost his left arm and leg in a terrible car accident.
- He’s all right now.
What kind of vehicle does a skeleton drive?
- A Zam-bone-i.
What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S?
- Automobile.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
- Hailing taxis.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
- Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?
- A carpet.
Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?
- He wanted to bust a move.
Why was Sir Mix-A-Lot’s Civic always refusing bagels?
- His Anna Honda don’t want none unless you got buns hun.
What’s got four wheels and flies?
- A garbage truck.
I really need to get my car fixed.
- What body shop do you wreck-amend?
You know what really grinds my gears?
- Clutch failure.
What kind of vehicle does an egg drive?
- A Yolks-wagen.
I ordered that new auto part for you.
- It’s Honda way.
You should get a job at a transmission repair shop.
- The early-morning shifts will be good for you.
I got gas for $1.99 at lunch.
- Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.
What type of car does a dog hate?
- A Cor-Vet.
Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
- The Old Volks home.
What is the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind before it hits the windshield?
- Its butt.
What do you call a used car salesman?
- A car-deal-ologist.
What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
- A Toy-Yoda.
What did the traffic light say to the car?
- “Close your eyes, I’m changing!”
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
- It gets toad.
Who can drive all their customers away and still make money?
- A taxi driver.
Why can’t motorcycles do push-ups?
- Because they’re always two-tired.
What happens when you leave your ADHD medication in your Ford Fiesta?
- It turns into a Ford Focus.
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